SERGEANT SESSION

Peter Crozier was the sergeant and to start off most of his victums were absent.  Nevertheless he charged on collecting from those in attendance.
  • Geoff Breust for being in the paper and running against Deputy Prime Misister Michael McCormick
  • David Foster for something about standing on a table
  • Peter said the paper says council has a donkey for sale.  Croz says " he would have thought there was many donkeys on council for sale...." which drew a significant amount of laughter from most of the members.  Mayor Conkey was diplomatically unruffled.
  • Croz then relayed that a $10 bet  for each of Wicks 25 Races would yield over $1600.
  • He grumbled something about womens rugby and womens netball
  • He then told us about his nightmare.  He said he dreamt that he was beaten in the gymnastics floor exercises by Burmo.
  • He then went on to relay some very clever golfing jokes.
Neil Pinto crossfined Michael Knight for alluding to a "common misconception" within the club that he was a stirrer.  Neil says he was horribly hurt by that accusation...but not hurt as much as having "sandpaper in his jock".  
 
That cunning cricketing crossfine by our clever member Dr Pinto, deserves a reward in the reprinting of his suggested team jersey photo.  Well done Neil, but there are members that might just get the impression that you're stirring again.
 

DICK SMITH TO COME TO WAGGA

Geoff Breust came to the podium and announced that Dick Smith was going to speak at Wollundry next week. 
After the meeting he sent an email announcing that Dick Smith has revised his itinerary for his guest speaker talk next week and is now doing a public presentation at the RSL Club on Thursday 26 April 11.00 am to 1.00 pm.  All are welcome to attend.
 
John Smith and President Paul are arranging a guest speaker and potential new member from Kapooka to give the Anzac Day address next Tuesday.
 
Those with an interest in aviation, regional development and population would find Dick's presentation interesting.
 
 

YOUTH EXCHANGE

Darren Wallace came to the podium and announced that the club is going to try to get together four families to carry on with our Youth exchanfge program.  He said we already had two families and encouraged members to consider it as it was simply providing a home and Aussie experience to the students.  Contact Darren if your interested.