Sergeant for today was David Benn, subbing for John Gray who is on his way to China.
Relentlessly attacking, he removed money from John Egan for watching his wife wash and dry up, and for suggesting how he might better perform at choir. The Mayor was mauled for being at a public meeting and not giving a speech, Phil Burgess was not unnoticed at the Champagne Bar, and John Smith paid up for being tardy in informing Qantas of his current employment status. Paul Murray was wearing an Australian apron but certainly had not asked permission to do so!
Even though we all offered to pay again, David proceeded to tell us about the Louth Dentist. Neil is considering his options on that one.